1. I am prone to bouts of extreme procrastination. More on that later.2. Too much family time isn't a good thing.
3. It's always best to shave and dress for dinner.
4. I find nothing charming about snow or cold weather.
5. Some people may never get it. Once you accept that, you are left with difficult choices.
6. Being left-handed and dining in over-the-top posh restaurants sucks.
7. A "Mexican minute" is not an entirely inaccurate measure of time.
8. Wearing 'weird' underwear is not recommended when traveling through airports as the mandatory removal of one's belt may result in said underwear being exposed to TSA agents and fellow travelers alike.
