Dinner :: Tonight

snapped on a crappier-than-thou cellphone

Some weird-ass porkchops (purveyed from Alpine Village) breaded in smashed up pretzels and plated over a mustard-cream-candied orange peel sauce, side of asparagus, sauerkraut seasoned with caraway seeds, and mashed potatoes, drizzled with a balsamic reduction; paired with a cheap Sauvignon Blanc.
I better get some sex tonight.

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View from the Driver's Seat

Having these 2 air 'fresheners' [1 lemon lime, the other 'hunk'] hanging from my rear-view is one small, but effective way of ensuring that I do not take myself too seriously -- specifically when it comes to worrying about what others may think of me.

One of them I purchased while waiting at a car wash, the other was a stocking stuffer from my father.

Hint: It's opposite of what you think.

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