Tuesday, January 24

4 local teens accused of hate crime in Wisconsin

(Article here in .pdf because the Chicago Tribune requires an annoying registration/log-in and I want to spare you that*)

Boys, boys..Looks like the police detective investigating the case is onto you:
"The fact that they went back to the room three times [that night], that says a lot," said UW-Madison Police Detective Carol Ann Glassmaker. "They were truly victimizing this person."
Yes Carol, it does say a lot. It also says that when these 4 buddies get loaded, they get somewhat preoccupied with the thought of M4M action and those that engage in it. WTF's up with that, boys? You must have been pretty hot and bothered about the thought of a living, breathing homosexual in your vicinity to go back 3x in an evening. Now the common thing to do next would be to insinuate that you're all pretty blatant textbook cases of latent & repressed homos yourself, but I won't go there for 2 reasons:

1. Accusing you of being fags yourself is not an insult. It's not the homosexual part of you that is insulting or derogatory - it's the sheer stupidity and lack of self-awareness (that you are closeted & repressed) that is.

2. From the look of your mugshots, I don't want you to be closeted homos. You're too ugly and would fuck up the ratio of gay men:attractive men.


Boys what you don't realize is that those who act out against gay people - be it through picketing, beatings, insults, etc. - reveal much more of their psyche than they intend. I for example, don't run around vandalizing/abusing people at straight weddings, titty-bars, or frat houses, because I really don't give a damn about them. (Well that's not entirely true - I do give a damn about straight people and their weddings. I'm a lover afterall.)

'Phobes: it's called apathy. Look into it.

Active, seething hate is so passionate and kind of girly when it comes from a grown male.

*For future reference, I recommend BugMeNot.com which provides you with user id/pw's to log-on to sites that for no good reason, require your personal information..

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