WWJD?

CNN: Buy without guilt using new 'Vatican credit card' [video]
Haha, don't leave Rome without it!! That's hil-AIR-ious!
I'm not 100% clear on how it allows one to 'buy without guilt' though.

Seriously, can I just bypass the shopping part and pay the Vatican to absolve me of my guilt?

Oh wait.

-Note: This might have something to do with it.

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