Wednesday, January 11

Breeders Can Be Annoying: Case #1

Candace Dickinson is an idiot who should be slapped with a lawsuit for wasting people's time.
Apparently, this woman tried to use her unborn fetus to count as a second passenger in her car while illegally driving in the HOV lane. If I were the police officer who pulled her over, I would have punched her in the uterus.

Here's the deal people. Babies are what happens when straight people fuck without birth control. It's not really an accomplishment in itself, being pregnant. Being a good parent - that's an accomplishment. But uncrossing one's legs once, resulting in an implantation isn't and does not entitle you to anything extra or special in life.

See, if or when someone decides to have children, they would be well served to remember that the rest of the world doesn't care. Unless of course, you're an uncle or aunt. Then it's cool.
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2 comments:

ctrl-freak said...

Whoo! Looking back on this post, I must have been in a seriously bad mood to take on the entire breeding population for the misdeeds of one village idiot..

Breeders, you're fine. The bitch who pulled this stunt with the police, however, deserves to get slapped with a countersuit.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006 2:55:00 PM
drM said...

no no no, speaking on behalf of ALL BREEDERS, you're perfectly right, it doesn't take any sort of skill or aptitude to get pregnant (and some might point out that it perhaps indicates a lack of aptitude...)

Not that I didn't tell eBoy that I'd be willing to barter annual trips to Italy instead of having kids, which he JUMPED AT, by the way. So we're not biased or anything.

Ciao.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006 5:43:00 PM

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