I wonder if those are the preferred slipper of our dear menstrual cuddler? ... If she doesn't know about them, something is just *not right* in the world. (Although, I think we can easily determine that something was already not right in *her* world....)
Well, there's at least a third: Nothing ... but a tampon.
Or perhaps a t-shirt, reading: This menstrual cuddle brought to you by Tampax. Because *everything* these days has a sponsor. (That's not just for alcoholics anymore....)
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I wonder if those are the preferred slipper of our dear menstrual cuddler? ... If she doesn't know about them, something is just *not right* in the world. (Although, I think we can easily determine that something was already not right in *her* world....)
I dunno.. What does one wear to a menstrual cuddle? I imagine 2 scenarios:
1. The "Spa" Look: white terrycloth robe, these white slippers, white cotton underwear.
2. The "Red Tent" Look: long billowing earth-mother garments, lots of spangly bangles, sandals.
Well, there's at least a third: Nothing ... but a tampon.
Or perhaps a t-shirt, reading: This menstrual cuddle brought to you by Tampax. Because *everything* these days has a sponsor. (That's not just for alcoholics anymore....)
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