Wednesday, April 19

Speaking of Menstrual Cuddling

[Room goes silent]

We were speaking about that, weren't we?

I'd wear these:
[image from coloribus.com (obviously)]

3 comments:

LFSP said...

I wonder if those are the preferred slipper of our dear menstrual cuddler? ... If she doesn't know about them, something is just *not right* in the world. (Although, I think we can easily determine that something was already not right in *her* world....)

ctrl-freak said...

I dunno.. What does one wear to a menstrual cuddle? I imagine 2 scenarios:

1. The "Spa" Look: white terrycloth robe, these white slippers, white cotton underwear.

2. The "Red Tent" Look: long billowing earth-mother garments, lots of spangly bangles, sandals.

LFSP said...

Well, there's at least a third: Nothing ... but a tampon.

Or perhaps a t-shirt, reading: This menstrual cuddle brought to you by Tampax. Because *everything* these days has a sponsor. (That's not just for alcoholics anymore....)