Becks vs. the Forces of Evil

I simply do not have it in me today to deconstruct the nastiness coming from that mean ole' dress-wearing bastard in Vatican City or the near laughable (if they weren't so tragic) antics from the idiot who's trying to run the country, so instead I offer something simple, attractive, and free from hypocrisy. Mister David Beckham, captain of team England in the World Cup: