Survey Says Esquire's Readership is Obtuse and Boring

Jesus. Does anyone even watch Jay Leno on television anymore, let alone want to dine with him?

And < sarcasm> such imaginative choices for the ladies < /sarcasm> : Julia Roberts, Jennifer Aniston, Oprah Winfrey. Asleep. Hell, even I'd choose Condoleeza Rice over them. I'd pick Ms. Fucking Pac-Man over any of them.

This is how I wake up and read the news. Two nights of insomnia (thanks again RJ Reynolds!) are probably to blame.