What's with Spam & 'Replicas'?

So Donald Burkett assures me that 'every chick will be mine' and inquires:

Do you want a high quality replica?

In our online store you can buy replicas of Rolex watches and
other brands. They look and feel exactly like the real thing.

- We have 20+ different brands in our selection
- Buy 2 watches and save 25% on both watches
- Save up to 40% compared to the cost of other replicas
- Standard Features:
 * Screw-in crown
 * Unidirectional turning bezel where appropriate
 * All the appropriate rolex logos, on crown and dial
 * Heavy weight

I'll pass.