Sunday, July 23

SuperCrap

Superman Returns sucked.

The only 2 redeeming qualities of the movie were Brandon Routh's performance and Parker Posey. Both could have been better, mind you, but those 2 didn't suck.

Everything else about the film (read KATE BOSWORTH & KEVIN SPACEY) sucked.

There's nothing in this film you haven't seen Christopher Reeve & Gene Hackman already do much better. The characters (except for Routh) were flat and never popped, the plot was lame and unoriginal (we've already seen Kryptonite get stolen from a museum), and the villains don't even get what they deserve. Getting squashed by a rock accidentally doesn't cut it.

I wanted to leave the theater about 20 minutes into the film, but the crowd and my location in the aisle prevented me from doing so.

Go watch Superman II if you need a fix of the caped crusader. This production is weak.


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