Wednesday, March 29

A Couple Things Before I Go Offline

[I'm heading out into the desert for a couple days - hopefully to view some nice wildflowers and chill out..]

I thought yesterday was sucky - the rain, the burst chair/ball incident, my sore gums - but it GOT BETTER. And by better I mean worse.

So last night over a nice dinner I bit into a piece of Trader Joe's vegetarian pizza and thought I hit a 'tough' part. "Oh, must be just a charred portion of the crust," I naively thought to myself as I just swallowed the offending particles of carbon.

WRONG.

For about an hour after dinner (which also included some pasta with olive & garlic sauce) it felt like I had a little popcorn hull stuck between 2 lower teeth. When I went to a mirror to investigate the culprit it became clear to me that

my fucking tooth broke.

Well, to be honest and clear, a filling seems to have crumbled away (I know!) leaving a jagged portion of my tooth for my tongue to scrape against (I KNOW).

So before I head to the desert, I have an emergency scheduled appt. at the dentist.

And I just started flossing regularly again last week...

Ugh, this issue is so trashy. More on that later.

Dan Savage has kicked off an ITMFA campaign.
I suggest you check it out. [borderline NSFW]

And in other news, the president of the US is going to Cancun for Spring Break. What makes this shocking and newsworthy is that he's allegedly going for work and not the wet t-shirt contests or the body shots.

So on this note, I'll leave you for a couple days. When I return, I'll be another year older and hopefully aeons wiser. Go floss.

All I did doc, was bite into a piece of vegtarian pizza, I swear..

1 comment:

drM said...

eeeeeew. That so my name is Earl of you.